I am troll, hear me roar!

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“He’s very good with colours”, says Andrew Exum of the Center for a New American Security. “Everyone around here relies on him for style tips before their TV appearances. I’d never have thought of giving my shemagh a light spritz of Crazed Wingnut before going on Rachel Maddow, but it made my performance…”

(In the future, trolls will be considered a strategic resource like oil.)

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