It’s got to be better than this:
This is what 9% average price growth looks like across the whole distribution of London house prices. pic.twitter.com/2kiyArRi9h
— Neal Hudson (@resi_analyst) October 21, 2013
The Daily Mash, as usual, nails it.
Estate agent Emma Bradford said: “We are seeing more non-human buyers, especially from the vicinity of Ursa Minor.
“They have different priorities, for example vast egg underground chambers for the incubation of their drone warrior offspring. Other space clients are requesting slime-proof flooring or bespoke air conditioning that mimics the atmosphere of Jupiter.”
That would explain all those people digging out their basements. Won’t the aliens get a surprise when houses go bad.