February 2004

Well, the Russian joint forces nuclear exercise reported in these pages is on, but it seems that the weirdness has struck already…story Apparently, a strategic missile submarine which was planned to launch one (or perhaps two) missiles into a test range in Siberia failed to launch. Or perhaps – depending on version – one was…

Read More Russian nuclear exercise – trouble at t’mill

“Our information suggests that two two-inch blocks of wood were placed beneath the wheels of the trolley to stop it moving. “Apparently loading had just commenced when the trolley crushed the wood and careered downhill.” Mr Crow said there had been claims the workers were not aware that there were colleagues on the line down…

Read More Runaway railway wagon “secured by bits of wood”

Army employing students in Iraq The Army is paying students to put their degrees on hold and join troops in Iraq as Arabic interpreters. Five students have already been sent to areas under British control and 11 more are in the final stages of preparation, the Ministry of Defence said. Their work includes translating documents…

Read More Gap Year in Hell!

I’d forgotten this, but how strange! In her column last week, The Guardian’s Polly Toynbee decided to take the piss out of Michael Howard’s “I believe that the people should be big..”. In fact, this is what she came up with: “A Conservative government would be smaller, he warned. “Smaller government, bigger people” is their…

Read More Polly Toynbee copying the Ranter

It seems, according to the Independent, that the Americans now believe that the storming of the police station in Fallujah was carried out not by those elusive foreign militants but by Iraqis. I believe that the fight in Fallujah was an event of the first importance, for several reasons. For a start, this was no…

Read More The Fallujah police station assault, and a parallel

Yahoo! News – CNN Says It Overplayed Dean’s Iowa Scream The US TV network has admitted overemphasising the now notorious “scream” footage of Howard Dean at an Iowa rally. People who believe this sort of thing claim it did for his campaign. No surprises that word got around, though: CNN played the tape on the…

Read More CNN Says It Overplayed Dean’s Iowa Scream

BBC NEWS | Politics | Clampdown call for ‘gangmasters’ Now John Denham, a Home Office minister who resigned over Iraq, is shouting about new legislation on gangmasters. “John Denham says employers of illegal labour should face the seizure of their profits, in the way that drug dealers, can have their assets confiscated.” Right on, but…

Read More Pressure builds for action over gangmasters