June 9, 2004

Is here. The degree to which each state voted for either Bush or Gore is plotted against the percentage of the population self-reporting obesity. There is a distinct correlation. This suggests a slogan or two – “Fat, Dumb and Happy? Vote Bush!” perhaps. Thanks to King of Zembla

The Ranter is the no.1 Google result for “monkey arrest frenchman yorkshire”. And for “yorkshire wurlitzer”. And no.8 for “quasi government in yorkshire”. I could have sworn that I’d never used the word wurlitzer, but it seems that back last November I did. But who the hell searched for “male belly bulging”? We are result…