February 23, 2013

The prime minister is a godawful cricketer, and the way you can tell is that he’s trying to show technique when just moving your feet and whacking the fucker would do far better. https://twitter.com/Number10press/status/303477789837910017/ His head isn’t over the ball, his eyes aren’t on the ball, he’s forward while playing a back foot stroke, his…

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OK, so this is the extended 12″ jacking tech-house hot wax remix of the piece at Liberal Conspiracy. It’s October, 2013. As unseasonable snowfall turns the streets into a fairy wonderland and the transport system into a Pratchettesque mess, police are herding the last holdouts out of the Elthorne Estate in London, N19. Homeless shelters…

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