The US Department of Agriculture is obviously in mourning for Ronald Reagan, as they have acquired a federal judge’s ruling that chips – in fact, chips in *batter* – may be considered a vegetable.
It seems, sadly, that despite the Reagan nostalgia (when ketchup was officially a vegetable for school dinners) this only applies to commercial issues and not to nutrition. Sorry, I’ve been farting around with javascript for hours and I’m not in the mood to post more.